"I'm gonna go see a man about some porcelain, you know what I mean? I'm not buying cocaine. I'm going to the bathroom. The whiz palace, as I like to call it."

poundtownonthepaynetrain:

zaynspank:

i’m so excited to see zayn’s neck vein during the you and i high note

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yourwholelifeisa1dblog:

sashayed:

Intensely tragically celestially beautiful young Method actor ZAYNS DEAN has a reputation for sullenness and disrespect, which torments him inwardly at all times because, in fact, he is shy and awkward with a capability for deep sweetness and he BURNS with the fire to PROVE HIMSELF AS BOTH AN ARTIST AND A HUMAN BEING!!!! East of Bradford is the first big picture he’s ever been asked to audition for, and he nervous as HELL to screen test opposite long-established golden boy LIAMOND MASSEY, but no one could tell from his face — that face which will so soon be iconic of youth, of sensuality, of fiery courage in the face of secret pain — that he is full of tender-souled apprehension. Liamond Massey eyes this new kid uncertainly as he scuffs his boots and waits in silence for the clapper. When their eyes meet he tries out his usual friendly smile, but ZAYNS DEAN doesn’t smile back, he looks down, almost wincing, jaw working like he’s bored or annoyed. 

1. please kill me
2. literally kill me
3. except that liam is actually paul newman who’s auditioning for the same role as zayns and they’re doing a screen test together:

Title: Zayn's Riffs Masterpost: Take Me Home
Plays: 6076

butimnotbrilliant:

The worst thing about the Jaime/Cersei debacle is the fact that the director apparently believed he filmed a consensual sex scene that he could be proud of. Rape culture: when a scene in which a woman is shown resisting, saying no and fighting back can be called consensual sex by the male director.

ilanawexler:

Broad City Season 1 + dancing

zaynandharrypls:

liam after he tweets

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Title: Zayn's Riffs Masterpost: Up All Night
Plays: 6758

Alison Hendrix "Nature Under Constraint and Vexed"

hisroyalhighnessmalik:

Having a God morph into a mortal is disrespectful and that’s it. BYE!

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dammittlouis:

this video fucked me up

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